Heaters and Coolers

HEATER!!

3 pay months!! I know for some of you that are paid twice monthly or even by contracts, you won’t understand the small pleasure you receive those two months a year (for us bi-weekly incomers) where you receive three paychecks instead of two!! Not that I look for them in advance but I just realized I have one coming up in March 2011!! HEATER!!

COOLER!!

Having a name that is awful but suits you PERFECTLY! I was strolling around my local Shoppers Drug Mart yesterday and walked up to the cash to see this interesting looking woman. I looked down at her name tag and it read “GERTRUDE”. I couldn’t have thought up a better name then that for her. Other favourites, BERTHA and GLADYS. I grew up with Sesame Street and there was always a cow called GLADYS THE COW so whenever I hear that name I can’t help but picture it.