Heaters and Coolers

HEATER!!

GT Snow Racers!! I apologize in advance for all my African followers or people who don’t get to see the beauty that we call winter here in Canada, but growing up we frequently visited the tobogganing hills. Pretty much a steep hill of snow that is a death trap for children aged 3 to whenever you feel too old to do it. There are many different devices to plummet you down the hill which vary from crazy carpets to flying saucers to the old wooden 3 man bobsledding type toboggan that some how no one ever gets hurt on even though it’s insanely unsafe. The Mac daddy of all toboggans though, the Rolls Royce if you may……is the GT SNOW RACER. The name itself sends chills down kid’s spines. The feeling you get as you rip by the other donkey kids on their flat pieces of plastic is like no other. You own the hill, you own the day, and you own their life!! HEATER!!

COOLER!!

Bad hand shakers!! There's two things I hate when shaking hands with people other then the obvious bacteria that's exchanged as a nice HELLO! The first is the "crusty hand" hand shake. This is when you're shaking hands with a trades man or someone who has defied the test of time. When you shake their hand you might as well wrap a piece of sand paper around it because your hand will turn to stone after you finish. The second is the good old banana peel handshake also know as the fish handshake since you break every bone in their hand when you shake it. This is when a person has no muscle or bone structure in their hand and the second you put you hand around their fingers tips (as this is usually what they offer as a platter) you shake what feels like the remains of a banana peel. Step your game up humans! Either spend 2$ on some lotion or learn to strengthen those hands! Such a COOLER!