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DESSERTS!! I was spoiled as a child when it came to desserts. My mom literally EVERY dinner would always have May West’s, Flakies, Ice Cream with any topping imaginable, brownies, cookies, canoli's, cheesecake.....you name it, it was an option. Once I grew up, I realized that I no longer have a sweet tooth and I am quite turned off by desserts MOST of the time which somewhat helps the dying metabolism as I get older.....but sometimes it comes back...that dying need to have chocolaty goodness....ice cream with Oreo crumble and chocolate sauce doused in sprinkles!! BART!! Such a HEATER!! Here's to delicious desserts and those parents who made it acceptable. :)
(Is this kid wearing a toupee? WTF??)
The first deuce taken at your new GF’s house!! You make the mistake of taking your new girlfriend to Lonestar on your second date and go back to her place to watch a movie when you feel it…..your stomach isn’t too pleased with the beans and hot sauce and you need an escape. You take that long walk down the hallway and HOPE it’s outside of earshot. Remember to courtesy flush. Last thing you need is a double COOLER by flooding the toilet as well!! GOOD LUCK!