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Your own bed!! We have all been on week long or month liong fiesta's or vacations away from home, or maybe it's even just a camping trip with some friends...... but after a couple nights of sleeping in a sleeping bag or a roach motel on a road trip, there's no better feeling then getting home....taking a HOT shower to rid yourself of the filth, and curling up under your big comfy duvet and getting a good night sleep. You may have even made it right before you left....anticipating this EXACT moment......it's the place you know better then any.....the place you've been dreaming about for the last week......the place where all your magic tricks happen.......YOUR OWN BED! Such a HEATER!!

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Speeding tickets!! I'm the driver you love to hate. I don't have one accident in 12 years of driving,  (although my car has been in a couple benders from previous GF's- COOLER in itself) but I tend to drive a little faster then the average bear and in turn leads me to have a little faster draining of my bank account when I get pulled over and for that matter.....bent over... all at once. I recently received a ticket for going 126KM/hr.....which to me seems reasonable on a vacant 2 lane highway....however the donkey decides he will make an example out of me and gives me 26 over...no consideration, no lowering.....bent over. He then hands me the ticket (all in FRENCH) and continues to tell me (in English) that if I want the ticket in English I can mail it in and they'll send me one. Now I both understand and speak French, so I was a little upset at the ignorance of this Swine.....The fact that I was an Ontario driver in the Country of Quebec I'm sure had nothing to do with it, but the best part is you can ONLY pay it at a Caisse Populaire bank!! HA! Such a Cooler in a long list of Coolers.

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Getting your GST Cheque in the mail when you least expect it!! You know the feeling, it's an off pay week, your friends are all going out for dinner, but you're a little tight for cash and you won't be able to make it....sad and down trot you arrive home after work and see a glowing CANADA REVENUE AGENCY envelope. You rip it open in hopes of it potentially being....and it ISSSSSSS.....GST CHEQUE TIIIIIIIIIIIMMMEEEE!!!! You call up your girl Shaniqua and tell her it's hair didd'in, nail getting, champagne popping time for you and the girls! HEATER!!

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Getting your GST cheque in the mail only to open it and find out that it is a letter from CRA informing you that you no longer qualify to receive GST rebates and that not only do you not qualify but that you have not qualified for 6 months so you now owe them the difference from the cheques that you have already spent.......COOLER!!!

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Getting your first job!! You're 16. Mad at the world. Wanting to let out some frustration and anger on the rest of society, you decide (with your parents forced suggestion) to apply at local fast food joints and grocery stores to try and get some part-time dollars. This may not sound like a heater, but the feeling when you get that first paycheck for $72......and you can actually get your older brother to buy you one large Mike's hard lemonade and maybe buy a McLate night snack after the bush party is the first sign of freedom you ever have. Cheers to beers and our first part-time job for under age drinking money!!

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Car issues. Period.

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Waking up early when you're camping or at a cottage and seeing the sunrise over the water!! I was at a cottage a couple weeks ago and sat outside for about an hour just mesmerized by the natural beauty of sun glistening off water and the calmness of a light breeze gently hitting your face. You wake up, refreshed (or hung over) and sit down on a lawn chair to enjoy one of the natural beauty's of the world. I look forward to the day I retire and can wake up every day at my cottage, sit on my dock in my muskoka chair and watch my lure hit the still water as I fish early in the monring as the sun is rising. Such a HEATER!!

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Ordering a pizza and realizing AFTER the guy leaves that they gave you the wrong toppings!! We've all been there, you are sitting at home, debating what to eat and then the Gabriels Pizza commercial comes on (the one with the degenerate father who can't cook, and the child is scared of his meal ideas...lol) and all you can think of is a Gabes Combination with Olives....mmmmmm.....the anticipation mounts as you wait for the doorbell to sound, you might even check the window a couple times to make sure you are waiting at the door as he arrives......he comes, you pay and the box is glowing as you open it.....only to find out that the order taker is "delayed" and heard combination as VEGGIE-nation....such a COOLER.

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Randomly finding money in the pocket of an old jacket! You wake up and its the first day of the fall season. Bitter and pissed off at what mother nature has decided to do to our beautiful summer, you reach into the closet dust off your fall jacket that you haven't worn in a year and head off to work. As your standing in line at Tim's waiting for your coffee you decide to go on a pocket hunt and see what interesting things were left that last fall day a year ago and you find a crumpled up, dirty, abondoned $5 bill. THERE'S BREAKFAST!! HEATER!!

 

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Losing your cell phone and all the numbers you've collected along the journey!! Anyone who knows me is aware of the amount of cell phones I have gone through and how every single time I lose a phone the FRUSTRATION of trying to remember all the numbers of friends you have on speed dial and simply knowing their phone number as their nickname"T-Bone @ work" in your phone. The only thing worse then that is the embarassment of making your status your new number......EEEEEEESSSSH. "HEY EVERYONE!! NEW NUMBER IS 613-555-1234...HOLLA!" So sad. Cooler.