This site is meant to make everyone realize that the HEATERS in your life can make you smile, while the COOLERS can make you laugh. We all go through the same struggles, and this is a way to share my experiences with you and hopefully make you smile AND laugh.


Friday, May 27, 2011


Vegetable Platters!!

I don’t know what it is about these small round platters of goodness that makes my mouth tingle and my heart pound!!
Maybe it’s the sweetness of the red peppers mixed with the ranch dressing or potentially the excitement of MAYBE catching the odd perfectly ripe cherry tomato buried under a bunch of half green ones. Whatever the reason is, you can bet your bottom dollar that if there’s a veggie platter in the room, I will be beside it fighting for dip supremacy! BINK! HEATER!!

Thursday, May 26, 2011


Planning a BBQ outside and having it rain on your parade!! (A.K.A. BBQ!!!)
My birthday happens to fall on a Monday this year so I thought it’d be a grand idea to have 25-30 of my closest over for a little afternoon sun and a BBQ to celebrate this coming Saturday. Having checked the weather network religiously leading up to this weekend, it is pretty much guaranteed to rain Saturday and potentially thunder showers which in case you’re from a different universe, ruins a BBQ. I am in no way pleased, happy or impressed and it will definitely cause a damper on my planned gathering. COOLER!!

Wednesday, May 25, 2011


Dancing up a storm at your friends wedding!! Everyone has their go too move on the dance floor. Mine is the two step, fist pump or the jump around like a lunatic, however I only use that when I'm over intoxicated, listening to electric house music and in a large crowd. My brothers wedding was this past weekend and his friend Dave is known for his FIREBALL! Enjoy!!

Tuesday, May 24, 2011


Having a donkey laugh!!

I literally just met someone that happened to laugh like an absolute donkey. I mean that literally. He laughed at everything I said, which can be considered a positive I suppose, however every time his mouth opened all I heard was EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! EEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!! FML! I guess at the end of the day, I only have to deal with it for an hour as oppose to his “loved ones” who need to deal with it day in and day out. There are lots of people that laugh like animals, horse laughs are also up there with my dislikes.....however a donkey laugh is the worst way to go through laugh...especially when it's a constant.  If any of you are hockey fans, youtube Jason Spezza laugh.....Such a COOLER!!

Monday, May 23, 2011


Dressing to impress and ACTUALLY impressing!
There is no better feeling then putting on that new suit, new dress (for the ladies out there, not myself) or new pair of shoes and having someone ACTUALLY notices! It may be a compliment in passing or the old “is that a new suit?” but it makes your purchase feel appreciated and worth while! Make sure to point out someone’s new wardrobes when you see them as it not only makes their day, but also makes them compliment someone else and the cycle will continue. What goes around comes around applies to the good as well. HEATER!!