HEATER!!

Waking up and realizing it's FRIDAY!! It's the last work day before the bottles pop, the alarms are snoozed and the hoodie's go on. It's almost time for the weekend and no matter what stands in your way on a Friday you can brush it off, fight through it and say "HEY......IT'S FRIDAY.....CAN'T NOBODY HOLD ME DOWN!!" So sip that coffee like it's the best thing in the world, brush off that pissed of co-worker like they don't exist and start counting down the minutes until you leave work and start your weekend! Thank god it's FRIDAY!!

(TOO SOON???)

COOLER!!

Moving!! Even more of a COOLER......helping a friends move. Thanks to all those helping me tomorrow!! :)

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DESSERTS!! I was spoiled as a child when it came to desserts. My mom literally EVERY dinner would always have May West’s, Flakies, Ice Cream with any topping imaginable, brownies, cookies, canoli's, cheesecake.....you name it, it was an option. Once I grew up, I realized that I no longer have a sweet tooth and I am quite turned off by desserts MOST of the time which somewhat helps the dying metabolism as I get older.....but sometimes it comes back...that dying need to have chocolaty goodness....ice cream with Oreo crumble and chocolate sauce doused in sprinkles!! BART!! Such a HEATER!! Here's to delicious desserts and those parents who made it acceptable. :)

(Is this kid wearing a toupee? WTF??)

COOLER!!

The first deuce taken at your new GF’s house!! You make the mistake of taking your new girlfriend to Lonestar on your second date and go back to her place to watch a movie when you feel it…..your stomach isn’t too pleased with the beans and hot sauce and you need an escape. You take that long walk down the hallway and HOPE it’s outside of earshot. Remember to courtesy flush. Last thing you need is a double COOLER by flooding the toilet as well!! GOOD LUCK!



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Clementines!  I have already gone through 3 full boxes this holiday season and they tend to be the most delicious balls of fruit known to man once you get that blasted peel off. They’re juicy, fresh and smell fantastic! Here’s to fresh fruit and holidays! HEATER!!

COOLER!!
When your friend builds up a movie for a long time and you get really excited for it, and then 5 minutes in your realize you have already seen it and in fact seen it more times then your friend and just couldn't remember the title of the movie. COOLER!!



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Commercial jingles that stick in your head. This could easily be a COOLER as well, but sometimes the songs that come along with your favourite merchandise are as good as the products themselves or even the odd time better!! I've listed a few of my faves to drive you crazy for the day! :)

-"The best paaaart of waking up...is Folgers in yourrrrrrrr cuuuuup!!"
-"You're not fully clean unless your ZEST fully clean!!"
-"I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R' Us kid!!" (soooo true)
-"MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW..... MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW..... MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW"

COOLER!!

Having someone else do something for you, screwing it up and having to do it a second time yourself to make sure it's done right.

If you want something done right, do it yourself.....and don't let DONKS take initiative. COOLER!

 

HEATER!!

Coffee in the morning!! If you're not a coffee drinker then you can go back to your morning OJ and tab down to the cooler......I'm not even that big of a coffee drinker...I very rarely have it throughout the day or even a second coffee after my morning...but there's just something magical about that warm, sweet, milky coffee hitting your lips as the cold wind blows and your car starts up.....mmmmmmm......HEATER to morning coffee!! ENJOY!

COOLER!!

Making a lunch for work and forgetting it in the fridge!! I went out to eat last night with a few of my closest and had some curried beef with rice and it was fantastic but plentiful. No worries, i'll pack it up and have a delicious lunch for tomorrow.  You get home, transfer it from the styrofoam container to your beautiful tupperware and place it ever so gingerly in the fridge. You wake up the next day and you're lying in bed and think about how delicious your lunch will be that day. You hop in the shower, get dressed, make that morning coffee and then hop in your car and go to work with a smile; until that is, you sit down at your desk and realize what that void is in your mind.....you forgot your GOD damn lunch in the fridge....COOLER!!