Naming your junk! I know some people think it’s cute and fun to name their own body parts, however to me, it’s as bad as giving yourself a nickname. If your girlfriend wants to call your unit the Rattle Snake or the King Cobra that is one thing, but leave the name calling to someone else. I have a good friend of mine who decided it would be a good idea to take a picture of him nude and name it “The Wheeler”. He continued to promote this so called wheeler and apparently sent it to a few unsuspecting females. We all think it’s hilarious. Definitely a COOLER to name your junk HOWEVER if your friends can laugh at your expense…go for it!!