COOLER!!

Naming your junk! I know some people think it’s cute and fun to name their own body parts, however to me, it’s as bad as giving yourself a nickname. If your girlfriend wants to call your unit the Rattle Snake or the King Cobra that is one thing, but leave the name calling to someone else. I have a good friend of mine who decided it would be a good idea to take a picture of him nude and name it “The Wheeler”. He continued to promote this so called wheeler and apparently sent it to a few unsuspecting females. We all think it’s hilarious. Definitely a COOLER to name your junk HOWEVER if your friends can laugh at your expense…go for it!!

HEATER!!

Putting your own voice over a baby’s actions!! My fiancé and I recently had a little baby boy and he is now close to 4 months old which in itself is a massive HEATER. That being said we found ourselves this morning throwing ad-libs over his regular coos and actions. The odd “Don’t change the channel daddy I was watching that” or you might even make it into a jingle using your best Elmo voice “this is my favorite thing to eat, although I like to chew on my feet!” (he’s bottle feeding…in case you’re dirty minds were wondering what he loves eating.)  Baby’s are awesome, but entertaining yourself with voice over’s is awesome and a definite HEATER!!