This site is meant to make everyone realize that the HEATERS in your life can make you smile, while the COOLERS can make you laugh. We all go through the same struggles, and this is a way to share my experiences with you and hopefully make you smile AND laugh.


Friday, October 28, 2011


The elevator! Ever since I’ve been a little boy I’ve always been obsessed with elevators. When you think about it, it’s pretty much the poor mans time machine. You get in at one place, push a button and then see nothing but the door in front of you and the smell of the overweight sweating man to your immediate right.Next thing you know the door opens and you’re somewhere else. How amazing it that! As a kid there’s always the epic fight for WHO gets to push the button, so I just stopped asking and have stepped in front of multiple children to win the honour. Sorry you little bastards.... Big papi is pressing this time machine button. Elevators of all shapes and sizes are amazing. Definitely warrants a HEATER!! 

Thursday, October 27, 2011


Gravy!! I am not fat nor do I think I’m overweight in any way although my friends like to take jabs at the old pushing 30 shape I’ve become…..with that said as a disclaimer….I LOVE gravy. Chicken gravy, turkey gravy, poutine gravy, you name it I Love it. My family always makes fun of me because of the fact that I clean the table at Swiss Chalet or St. Hubert of all remaining sauce cups but to be honest....THIS IS ME.  Gravy is life. Gravy is heaven on earth. Gravy is the best food group in the world!! HEATER!! 

Wednesday, October 26, 2011


When you call into a radio station and you're 1 caller off what they want! In my existence here on earth, I have followed a total of roughly 3-4 different radio stations as my tastes changed and the contract for each expired and they had to rename them. As everyone knows each radio station has it's own individual contests and as such they want a specific caller to win the prize. Currently it's caller 9. I have over the years been caller 3, caller 5, caller 6 caller 7 and most recently caller 8. Which is really a slap in the testes. They even give you the time of day when you call making you think you MAY be the 9th caller.....and then they drop the bomb on you and ruin your day. Shots to the testes = COOLER!~ 

Tuesday, October 25, 2011


Going to the barber and seeing hockey posters and men’s hair cuts from the 80’s! I was sitting down yesterday in the barber shop getting a 2 on the sides little bit of the top….and came to the realization that Barbers easily have the worst taste in decorating known to man. You either get the photos of men’s hair cuts that have been on the wall since the barber shop opened in 1974 or you get the oversized hockey posters of Wayne Gretzky, Mario Lemieux and Felix Potvin. I was with my 5 year old son at the time and as we left they gave him a pack of hockey cards which I thought was a very kind gesture……my son LIVES for hockey……the best part though was that it was from a 1991-1992 hockey card set!! Such a HEATER!!