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Getting free tickets when you least expect it!! I was sitting at work yesterday in the middle of a coaching session with a colleague of mine when I saw an email pop up from one of the Executives at our company that read "SENS GAME TONIGHT?" to which I told my colleague to halt, hit reply immediately and simply wrote "I'm in!" back. When you're expecting to head home in a couple of hours to make dinner and watch re-runs, and then you get the offer of free tickets to ANYTHING for that evening, ESPECIALLY work tickets which you know are going to be ON the players bench.....auto HEATER!! Ship!

 

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Feeling guilty!! Whether you cheated on an exam, cheated on your girlfriend or just plain did something that was wrong, the feeling of guilt is one of the biggest coolers you can experience. There's two parts to this sunk feeling; 1) Is the actually feeling of guilt and knowing what you did was wrong and 2) knowing you're going to have to confess your mistake eventually and seeing the disappointment on the receivers face. No one likes to make others feel bad, and if you do you're more then likely in jail, homeless or run your own business. (business owners like to see their employees feel like ass from my experiences....lol) So if you've done something wrong lately, take that monkey off your shoulders and confess to your mistakes!! Otherwise the G.C. (Guilt Cooler) will remain!!

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Scoring a game winning goal!! I grew up playing sports and have always been involved in team sports....I love winning.  The feeling of scoring a game winning goal regardless of how important the game is is amazing! Your team runs over, picks you up on their shoulders and for 15 minutes you're it....you're the star...you're the hero...you're the game winner!! SHIP IT. HEATER!!

Shout outs to Sid the Kid for shutting up Team USA!! :) GAME WINNER.

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Being sick!! You wake up and feel a hot sweat take over your body, your throat is irrated and all you can think about is your pounding headache and sore bones. You're sick. It sucks. Time to deal with it.  It's time for chicken noodle soup, THAT sick blanket that you have just for these special occasions and day time television. Roll out of bed, curl up on the couch with some honey lemon tea and get better.

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PHO!! For those of you who haven`t ever tried this fantastic vietnamese soup, you have no idea what you`re missing out on. I was introduced to it by a friend 5-6 years ago and in turn have introduced many of my friends to it as well. It comes in all different sizes, different ingredients and everyone has their own regular order. It may take a couple of visits to get it down pat, but you`ll find your falvour and your perfect combination and then you will be in Pho heaven!
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Computer problems! I f*ckin hate technology sometimes. We have a love hate relationship. I wrote a post yesterday that on the preview looked great and then once it was posted the text was underlined and different sizes with absolutely no rhyme or reason. I tried deleting it and typing it again, I tried adjusting it multiple times and it just decided it`s going to have a mind of its own. Ì love my computer, it`s pretty much like a roomate to me, but there have been multiple times where the my computer at work or computer in the public library decides it`s going to shut down or even better, just freeeeeeeeze up. That`s when I say F U technology. Get your own sandwich!

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Sports rivalries!! I am from Ottawa and a very passionate Senators fan. I have the jersey, the car sticker, the face paint and hair dye for the playoffs and everything in between. There's no better feeling then when you're heading to a game against a team that you and every other dedicated fan dispises. It's like going to war. In Ottawa it's pretty much guaranteed that half the arena will be filled with Toronto Maple Leaf fans or Montreal Canadien fans which means you better loosen up your vocal cords and get your middle fingers ready for a good old fashioned barn burning hootenanny!!

 

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Getting rained out!! Whether it's a pick-up game with your friends or the first World Series game you're ever going to see, getting rained out has to be one of the worst feelings ever. As a kid you'd always look forward to "soccer day" or the track and field meet...then you wake up and see the dreaded H2O falling from the sky and all of your hopes and dreams are ruined, cancelled and RAINED OUT. Cooler!!

 

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Snow days!! When I was a kid I'd wake up, stumble down the stairs (somethings haven't changed) and plop myself down at the breakfast table seeing what sugar bowl I would indulge in this morning. Lucky Charms was one of my faves. I feel a slight draft of cold air and glance out the window to see 25 cm of snow sitting on our windowsill. Mom has the radio on listening intently and then I hear Mike and Mary from Energy 1200 talking....mom turns it up and I hear the magic words for any child under 10....."BUSES HAVE BEEN CANCELLED DUE TO THE WEATHER!! LOOKS LIKE IT'LL BE ANOTHER SNOW DAY KIDS!" Mom hangs her head in despair as my brother sister and I all cheer in excitement. Snowmen, forts and street hockey with the neighbourhood kids is in our near future....you get an in house credit for cereal in exchange for hot chocolate in 2 hours, toss on the snow pants and jacket and head out into the white wilderness....let the snow day begin!

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Stepping in dog shit!! I had just finished enjoying a nice lunch with Cheese, TJ and Tremblay and I got in my car to drive home. To my surprise, there's a lingering smell of sh*t in my car.....I figured that maybe it was coming in through the vents from outside until it would NOT go away...I look down at my feet, and see a rather large CLUMP of dog sh*t.....not only was it now smeared all over my shoes but my brake and gas both had a new brown tint to them. AMAZING. The best part is cleaning it up though. Nothing better then getting on your hands and knees and scrubbing someone elses dogs sh*t off your gas peddles. PICK UP YOUR F*&%IN DOG'S SH*T OR DON'T BUY A DOG YOU USELESS WASTE TO SOCIETY. That's all. Have a great day.