HEATER!!


Turning yourself into a prehistoric creature through everyday endeavors!! I was walking down the street this morning on the hunt for a coffee edifice and  realized that my hands, although quite toasty, were mangled up in my jacket like I was a T-Rex with miniature hands. I have a long brushed wool business coat and the pockets are very European you could say, hovering an inch below my manly nipples. Luckily no one has x-ray vision through my jacket because I would look like a complete donk! HEATER!! 

COOLER!!

When nothing in your day is going right and you want to go on a baby punching tangent!! You know those days when you wake up late, you're in a panic and trying to rush. Then you're out of toothpaste, you can't find clean socks or ANY socks for that matter, haven't done laundry so you toss on the day old's for underwear post smell test and then forget your lunch on the counter. To top things off the coffee that you had 5 seconds to make tastes like shit and then as you're speeding to work it spills all over you. Great start. Day can only get better right?! WRONG. There's an accident on the highway and you're 110% going to be late for work and then when you finally arrive an hour late you're district president is visiting. No better impression then a late, panicked, coffee filled donk sweating in anxiety that has bad breathe and no socks. Uber COOLER!!

HEATER!

Studying for anything and actually doing well on it!! I recently after not being in school for the last 9 years had to go through some vigorous exams for my employment. Nothing to ridiculous but enough that I had to dedicate multiple nights and weekends to my studies and therefore away from my free time which I'm not a fan of. Ending up completing both exams successfully and have never felt better. No better feeling then working hard for something and actually attaining it!! Small HEATER but a HEATER none the less!! BINK!!

p.s. Actually get to keep my job now! :)