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HEATER!!

When you realize that you didn't pay for something you bought!! You get home, look over the receipt and.....wait a minute...I thought I bought 2 fruit platters for the pot luck and this receipt says there's only one??? You turn around....have that 30 seconds of panic as you shuffle through your bags hoping...even praying that you don't have to truck BACK to the 'Blaws to grab another.....and then you see it......the glistening of pineapple smiling back at you, letting you know it'll be ok...you turn, smile, relax and realize that the cashier was too busy commenting on your sweater to realize they missed the second platter......HEAAAATTTTEERRRRR!!!

COOLER!!

 Getting in your car for work and realizing that you were supposed to fill up LAST NIGHT!! This is actually the COOLER that made me think to start this blog daily. Literally everytime I need to fill up I defer it as long as possible which is completely pointless because inevitably I'm going to need to do it anyways, but for some reason I find it a good idea to wait until my car's choking to give it some water.....here's to being 3 minutes late once a week to work due to needing to fill up!!

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Walking into your parents house and your moms taking cookies out of the oven!! I remember my mom used to make "cookie brittle" she called it and coming home from school and smelling it was the equivalent to the smell of an ice cold beer after excercising these days. Such a HEATER!! Thanks mom!! :)

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COOLER!!
When you hold the door for someone and they don't say thank you!! I know it's not your obligation to thank me when I do something nice for you.....but it's always the old bags that say shivelry is dead that are the ones walking through like their sh*t don't stink. I try to use CPR to revive it and you slap me in my testicles. FANTASTIC!!

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When you get mistaken for someone and get some sort of benefit from it!! I remember walking into a restaurant in Toronto with my friend Marcus probably 4 years ago now and this guy was CONVINCED Marcus was his friend Tom from Elementary school....worked out to free drinks with our meal and a phone number for future purposes. He will always be Tom now at Hard Rock. HEAAAAATTEERR!!

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When you spend a long time perusing the menu at a restaurant, and then you finally pick something and the waiter tells you that they are out of that!! SUCH A COOLER!! I was actually craving Pho a couple weeks ago, ordered it by phone (Appetizer #10 and Small Special A)  Appetizer #10 is basically Chicken Rice Wraps but are beyond fantastic. I drive to China town (15 minutes away) only to have the girl tell me they're out of CHICKEN! WTF?! I collect myself (after making sarcastic rude comments about why she didn't mention this when I ordered) and tell her that's fine, I'll have the Beef wraps instead.........literally out of BEEF too....WALLAH! Swear to god! Had to settle for the swine wrap. :( Unreal.

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HEATER!!

The season premier of your favourite show!! Time to break out the popcorn, grab your favourite bottle of wine and curl up on the couch for an hour (or TWO!) of your favourite fake friends and their lives! Heater.

COOLER!!

When you prepay for gas and the last dollar takes 2 hours to finish! I want $20....you know I want $20.....so why start ticking along like a snail when it hits $19.50....such a COOLER.

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Waking up an hour before you need to and knowing you can coast back to sleep for 60 minutes of bliss!! Fantastic!!

COOLER!!

Getting sleepy at work and realizing you aren't able to take a nap!! Such a cooler.