This site is meant to make everyone realize that the HEATERS in your life can make you smile, while the COOLERS can make you laugh. We all go through the same struggles, and this is a way to share my experiences with you and hopefully make you smile AND laugh.

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Friday, November 12, 2010

Here's one from MATTHEW TONON in Boston!!

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HEATER!!

Taking a clean pants out of the wash after a girl puked on them last night while you were carrying her drunk a$$ into her house at 3 a.m. HEATER!!


COOLER!!

Finding your passport in the pocket of said pants post-wash with your student visa stamp washed off!! COOLER!!

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

HEATERS!!

Stat holidays!! Whether it’s remembering all the laborers out there or remembering our fallen soldiers, nothing beats a mid week getaway from the office to relax (pay respects depending on the stat) and just enjoy a peaceful day with no stress, no work and no problems!! Heater!!



COOLERS!!

When you pull up to a 4 way stop and the douche bag to your right decides he has the right of way even though you were there first…..the double douchebaggery move is when the guy behind him pulls a rolling stop and runs the stop sign as well. RIDICULOUS.


Tuesday, November 9, 2010

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HEATER!!

Pet DOGS!! I always grew up with a dog so I am definitely a dog person…..but there’s just something about coming home to a pet that no matter how bad of a day you’ve had, or how mad you might be at a friend or family member or the world….you see that smiling face and wagging tail and it makes everything disappear for a second. To them, you are everything and they will be loyal to you till the end!! Thanks to all the pets out there for keeping us smiling!!




COOLER!!


Pets DOGS!! I had to do it…..haha….I had to double up on this one because for every tail waging experience there’s a tail between the leg experience as well….whether it’s shitting on the rug or eating your brand new shoes, belt or wood cupboard there are times in your pets life where you’ve often thought about using them for field goal practice then cuddling on the couch.  Damn you pets for the love hate relationship you make us have with you…the long walks we have to endure in the cold winters and the never ending string of whining and food begging we deal with on a daily basis.


Monday, November 8, 2010

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HEATER!!

Sundays!! I love the feeling of waking up on Sundays and knowing you have absolutely nothing to do all day except relax.  Sundays do happen to get a bit better though during the NFL season. Not only do you have nothing to do all day, but adding to your slothiness is the beautiful game of football that runs for 11 hours on Sundays. Gives you enough time to get up, go for breakfast with some friends in your sweats, crack a beer and fire up the big screen for 1pm kick-off!! HEATER!!



COOLER!!

Headaches!! I'VE LITERALLY HAD A HEADACHE FOR APPROXIMATELY 6 HOURS AND NO MATTER WHAT I DO I CAN'T GET RID OF IT!! I'M WRITING IN CAPS BECAUSE I'M YELLING INSIDE BUT IF I ACTUALLY YELL, MY HEADACHE WILL GET WORSE!! Such a Cooler!!