HEATER!!
Having plans on New Years Eve and those plans ACTUALLY HAPPENING before midnight!! I have pretty much given up on New Years Eve, primarily because I have kids now, but also because I find it's the most over anticipated, over rated night of the year. People talk about it for weeks before, everyone asks what you are doing but in the end everyone is still trying to find something to do that's better then what they are ALREADY doing at 10:30pm......so when you actually make plans in advance, tell everyone and then at 10:30pm they're calling YOU and everyone wants to be at YOUR party or at whatever location YOU ARE AT...that's the end of year HEATER!! See you next year!!
COOLER!!
Trying to send a text message or make a phone call at 12:00 Midnight New Year's Eve!! Try it tonight. Not going to happen. Busy signal. Busy signal. No service available. No service available. Busy Signal. Busy Signal. No service available. No service available. Just save yourself the time and effort and wait until you're a) sober and b) able to wish your parents, best friend who decided to change their plans last minute or ex who you were drunk dialing without slurring your words. COOLER!!
This site is meant to make everyone realize that the HEATERS in your life can make you smile, while the COOLERS can make you laugh. We all go through the same struggles, and this is a way to share my experiences with you and hopefully make you smile AND laugh.
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FEEL FREE TO EMAIL YOUR PERSONAL HEATERS AND COOLERS TO heatersandcoolers@gmail.com AND THEY WILL BE REVIEWED FOR POSTING FOR ALL TO ENJOY!!
Friday, December 31, 2010
Thursday, December 30, 2010
HEATER!!
Long weekends!!! I just realized that since New Years Day falls on a Saturday this year, I will be getting this Monday off which will make for a second LONG weekend in a row! I love it. It’s always nicer when you can wake up when you want, eat when you want, and do anything you like for a day without being on the corporate clock and being told when and how to do things!! HEATER!!
COOLER!!
Not being able to fall asleep in bed!! It doesn't happen often as I'm usually in a coma after a long day at work and at home, but the odd time like last night I was completely unable to fall asleep. I tried watching TV, getting up for a stroll around the house, getting a glass of water, counting sheep, even caught a cold (long story) and still was unable to kick the awake bug!! AND just found out two of my colleagues have the FLU. Looks like it's me against the world today! COOLER!!
Not being able to fall asleep in bed!! It doesn't happen often as I'm usually in a coma after a long day at work and at home, but the odd time like last night I was completely unable to fall asleep. I tried watching TV, getting up for a stroll around the house, getting a glass of water, counting sheep, even caught a cold (long story) and still was unable to kick the awake bug!! AND just found out two of my colleagues have the FLU. Looks like it's me against the world today! COOLER!!
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
HEATER!!
Going shopping on Boxing Day and getting the parking spot closest to the door!! I was cruising into the local mall the other day and realized that finding a parking spot was going to be more of a burden then I orginally anticipated. As I turn into the lot I see a couple walking from the door and I begin to stalk them to their car. As they get closer to their car, my heart starts to race and I realize that their car is the one parked RIGHT beside the Handi parking!! HEATER!!
COOLER!!
Cleaning up Christmas decorations!! Every year once the big day has come I put off cleaning up the decorations and primarily the tree for as long as humanly possible!! I went as far as to take down my tree but keep it in the dining room because I was THAT lazy. Hate cleaning, hate Christmas being over and hate having to start all over again in 11 months!! COOLER!!
Going shopping on Boxing Day and getting the parking spot closest to the door!! I was cruising into the local mall the other day and realized that finding a parking spot was going to be more of a burden then I orginally anticipated. As I turn into the lot I see a couple walking from the door and I begin to stalk them to their car. As they get closer to their car, my heart starts to race and I realize that their car is the one parked RIGHT beside the Handi parking!! HEATER!!
COOLER!!
Cleaning up Christmas decorations!! Every year once the big day has come I put off cleaning up the decorations and primarily the tree for as long as humanly possible!! I went as far as to take down my tree but keep it in the dining room because I was THAT lazy. Hate cleaning, hate Christmas being over and hate having to start all over again in 11 months!! COOLER!!
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