Randomly finding money in the pocket of an old jacket! You wake up and its the first day of the fall season. Bitter and pissed off at what mother nature has decided to do to our beautiful summer, you reach into the closet dust off your fall jacket that you haven't worn in a year and head off to work. As your standing in line at Tim's waiting for your coffee you decide to go on a pocket hunt and see what interesting things were left that last fall day a year ago and you find a crumpled up, dirty, abondoned $5 bill. THERE'S BREAKFAST!! HEATER!!
COOLER!!
Losing your cell phone and all the numbers you've collected along the journey!! Anyone who knows me is aware of the amount of cell phones I have gone through and how every single time I lose a phone the FRUSTRATION of trying to remember all the numbers of friends you have on speed dial and simply knowing their phone number as their nickname"T-Bone @ work" in your phone. The only thing worse then that is the embarassment of making your status your new number......EEEEEEESSSSH. "HEY EVERYONE!! NEW NUMBER IS 613-555-1234...HOLLA!" So sad. Cooler.
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