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Waking up and realizing it's FRIDAY!! It's the last work day before the bottles pop, the alarms are snoozed and the hoodie's go on. It's almost time for the weekend and no matter what stands in your way on a Friday you can brush it off, fight through it and say "HEY......IT'S FRIDAY.....CAN'T NOBODY HOLD ME DOWN!!" So sip that coffee like it's the best thing in the world, brush off that pissed of co-worker like they don't exist and start counting down the minutes until you leave work and start your weekend! Thank god it's FRIDAY!!

(TOO SOON???)

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Moving!! Even more of a COOLER......helping a friends move. Thanks to all those helping me tomorrow!! :)

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DESSERTS!! I was spoiled as a child when it came to desserts. My mom literally EVERY dinner would always have May West’s, Flakies, Ice Cream with any topping imaginable, brownies, cookies, canoli's, cheesecake.....you name it, it was an option. Once I grew up, I realized that I no longer have a sweet tooth and I am quite turned off by desserts MOST of the time which somewhat helps the dying metabolism as I get older.....but sometimes it comes back...that dying need to have chocolaty goodness....ice cream with Oreo crumble and chocolate sauce doused in sprinkles!! BART!! Such a HEATER!! Here's to delicious desserts and those parents who made it acceptable. :)

(Is this kid wearing a toupee? WTF??)

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The first deuce taken at your new GF’s house!! You make the mistake of taking your new girlfriend to Lonestar on your second date and go back to her place to watch a movie when you feel it…..your stomach isn’t too pleased with the beans and hot sauce and you need an escape. You take that long walk down the hallway and HOPE it’s outside of earshot. Remember to courtesy flush. Last thing you need is a double COOLER by flooding the toilet as well!! GOOD LUCK!



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Clementines!  I have already gone through 3 full boxes this holiday season and they tend to be the most delicious balls of fruit known to man once you get that blasted peel off. They’re juicy, fresh and smell fantastic! Here’s to fresh fruit and holidays! HEATER!!

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When your friend builds up a movie for a long time and you get really excited for it, and then 5 minutes in your realize you have already seen it and in fact seen it more times then your friend and just couldn't remember the title of the movie. COOLER!!



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Commercial jingles that stick in your head. This could easily be a COOLER as well, but sometimes the songs that come along with your favourite merchandise are as good as the products themselves or even the odd time better!! I've listed a few of my faves to drive you crazy for the day! :)

-"The best paaaart of waking up...is Folgers in yourrrrrrrr cuuuuup!!"
-"You're not fully clean unless your ZEST fully clean!!"
-"I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R' Us kid!!" (soooo true)
-"MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW..... MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW..... MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW"

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Having someone else do something for you, screwing it up and having to do it a second time yourself to make sure it's done right.

If you want something done right, do it yourself.....and don't let DONKS take initiative. COOLER!

 

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Coffee in the morning!! If you're not a coffee drinker then you can go back to your morning OJ and tab down to the cooler......I'm not even that big of a coffee drinker...I very rarely have it throughout the day or even a second coffee after my morning...but there's just something magical about that warm, sweet, milky coffee hitting your lips as the cold wind blows and your car starts up.....mmmmmmm......HEATER to morning coffee!! ENJOY!

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Making a lunch for work and forgetting it in the fridge!! I went out to eat last night with a few of my closest and had some curried beef with rice and it was fantastic but plentiful. No worries, i'll pack it up and have a delicious lunch for tomorrow.  You get home, transfer it from the styrofoam container to your beautiful tupperware and place it ever so gingerly in the fridge. You wake up the next day and you're lying in bed and think about how delicious your lunch will be that day. You hop in the shower, get dressed, make that morning coffee and then hop in your car and go to work with a smile; until that is, you sit down at your desk and realize what that void is in your mind.....you forgot your GOD damn lunch in the fridge....COOLER!!

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Taking a clean pants out of the wash after a girl puked on them last night while you were carrying her drunk a$$ into her house at 3 a.m. HEATER!!

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Finding your passport in the pocket of said pants post-wash with your student visa stamp washed off!! COOLER!!

REMEMBRANCE DAY

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Stat holidays!! Whether it’s remembering all the laborers out there or remembering our fallen soldiers, nothing beats a mid week getaway from the office to relax (pay respects depending on the stat) and just enjoy a peaceful day with no stress, no work and no problems!! Heater!!

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When you pull up to a 4 way stop and the douche bag to your right decides he has the right of way even though you were there first…..the double douchebaggery move is when the guy behind him pulls a rolling stop and runs the stop sign as well. RIDICULOUS.

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Pet DOGS!! I always grew up with a dog so I am definitely a dog person…..but there’s just something about coming home to a pet that no matter how bad of a day you’ve had, or how mad you might be at a friend or family member or the world….you see that smiling face and wagging tail and it makes everything disappear for a second. To them, you are everything and they will be loyal to you till the end!! Thanks to all the pets out there for keeping us smiling!!

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Pets DOGS!! I had to do it…..haha….I had to double up on this one because for every tail waging experience there’s a tail between the leg experience as well….whether it’s shitting on the rug or eating your brand new shoes, belt or wood cupboard there are times in your pets life where you’ve often thought about using them for field goal practice then cuddling on the couch.  Damn you pets for the love hate relationship you make us have with you…the long walks we have to endure in the cold winters and the never ending string of whining and food begging we deal with on a daily basis.

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Sundays!! I love the feeling of waking up on Sundays and knowing you have absolutely nothing to do all day except relax.  Sundays do happen to get a bit better though during the NFL season. Not only do you have nothing to do all day, but adding to your slothiness is the beautiful game of football that runs for 11 hours on Sundays. Gives you enough time to get up, go for breakfast with some friends in your sweats, crack a beer and fire up the big screen for 1pm kick-off!! HEATER!!

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Headaches!! I'VE LITERALLY HAD A HEADACHE FOR APPROXIMATELY 6 HOURS AND NO MATTER WHAT I DO I CAN'T GET RID OF IT!! I'M WRITING IN CAPS BECAUSE I'M YELLING INSIDE BUT IF I ACTUALLY YELL, MY HEADACHE WILL GET WORSE!! Such a Cooler!!