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Gravy!! I am not fat nor do I think I’m overweight in any way although my friends like to take jabs at the old pushing 30 shape I’ve become…..with that said as a disclaimer….I LOVE gravy. Chicken gravy, turkey gravy, poutine gravy, you name it I Love it. My family always makes fun of me because of the fact that I clean the table at Swiss Chalet or St. Hubert of all remaining sauce cups but to be honest....THIS IS ME.  Gravy is life. Gravy is heaven on earth. Gravy is the best food group in the world!! HEATER!! 

COOLER!!


When you call into a radio station and you're 1 caller off what they want! In my existence here on earth, I have followed a total of roughly 3-4 different radio stations as my tastes changed and the contract for each expired and they had to rename them. As everyone knows each radio station has it's own individual contests and as such they want a specific caller to win the prize. Currently it's caller 9. I have over the years been caller 3, caller 5, caller 6 caller 7 and most recently caller 8. Which is really a slap in the testes. They even give you the time of day when you call making you think you MAY be the 9th caller.....and then they drop the bomb on you and ruin your day. Shots to the testes = COOLER!~ 

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Going to the barber and seeing hockey posters and men’s hair cuts from the 80’s! I was sitting down yesterday in the barber shop getting a 2 on the sides little bit of the top….and came to the realization that Barbers easily have the worst taste in decorating known to man. You either get the photos of men’s hair cuts that have been on the wall since the barber shop opened in 1974 or you get the oversized hockey posters of Wayne Gretzky, Mario Lemieux and Felix Potvin. I was with my 5 year old son at the time and as we left they gave him a pack of hockey cards which I thought was a very kind gesture……my son LIVES for hockey……the best part though was that it was from a 1991-1992 hockey card set!! Such a HEATER!! 

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Turning yourself into a prehistoric creature through everyday endeavors!! I was walking down the street this morning on the hunt for a coffee edifice and  realized that my hands, although quite toasty, were mangled up in my jacket like I was a T-Rex with miniature hands. I have a long brushed wool business coat and the pockets are very European you could say, hovering an inch below my manly nipples. Luckily no one has x-ray vision through my jacket because I would look like a complete donk! HEATER!! 

COOLER!!

When nothing in your day is going right and you want to go on a baby punching tangent!! You know those days when you wake up late, you're in a panic and trying to rush. Then you're out of toothpaste, you can't find clean socks or ANY socks for that matter, haven't done laundry so you toss on the day old's for underwear post smell test and then forget your lunch on the counter. To top things off the coffee that you had 5 seconds to make tastes like shit and then as you're speeding to work it spills all over you. Great start. Day can only get better right?! WRONG. There's an accident on the highway and you're 110% going to be late for work and then when you finally arrive an hour late you're district president is visiting. No better impression then a late, panicked, coffee filled donk sweating in anxiety that has bad breathe and no socks. Uber COOLER!!

HEATER!

Studying for anything and actually doing well on it!! I recently after not being in school for the last 9 years had to go through some vigorous exams for my employment. Nothing to ridiculous but enough that I had to dedicate multiple nights and weekends to my studies and therefore away from my free time which I'm not a fan of. Ending up completing both exams successfully and have never felt better. No better feeling then working hard for something and actually attaining it!! Small HEATER but a HEATER none the less!! BINK!!

p.s. Actually get to keep my job now! :)

CUTEST KID ALIVE

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Seeing a super cute baby in public loving life and enjoying a snack of their hand. It's contagious. The loving life part, not the chewing of the hands. We all wish we could be kids forever, so when we see a baby, or small child playing without a care in the world, it makes you do one of two things. Hate life because you want to be playing tag and street hockey instead of going to work....OR smile and think about all the good memories you had growing up. Have a great day!

COOLER!!

Naming your junk! I know some people think it’s cute and fun to name their own body parts, however to me, it’s as bad as giving yourself a nickname. If your girlfriend wants to call your unit the Rattle Snake or the King Cobra that is one thing, but leave the name calling to someone else. I have a good friend of mine who decided it would be a good idea to take a picture of him nude and name it “The Wheeler”. He continued to promote this so called wheeler and apparently sent it to a few unsuspecting females. We all think it’s hilarious. Definitely a COOLER to name your junk HOWEVER if your friends can laugh at your expense…go for it!!

HEATER!!

Putting your own voice over a baby’s actions!! My fiancé and I recently had a little baby boy and he is now close to 4 months old which in itself is a massive HEATER. That being said we found ourselves this morning throwing ad-libs over his regular coos and actions. The odd “Don’t change the channel daddy I was watching that” or you might even make it into a jingle using your best Elmo voice “this is my favorite thing to eat, although I like to chew on my feet!” (he’s bottle feeding…in case you’re dirty minds were wondering what he loves eating.)  Baby’s are awesome, but entertaining yourself with voice over’s is awesome and a definite HEATER!!

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When you get in your car and the song you’ve been singing all day in your head is on the radio!! HEATER!!