For those of you who don't have kids you may not appreciate this as much as I do, but eating your kids candy or doing the old once over to make sure everything is safe to eat!! "WHAT IS THAT A PARTIALLY OPENED ROCKETS PACK??" No good....into the "garbage". :) "THAT'S NOT A PERFECTLY WRAPPED CANDY APPLE WITH ABSOLUTELY NO WAY OF BEING ALTERED SINCE PURCHASE IS IT?" GONE! (My kids hate me clearly around Halloween)
Less then a week away! Ship it!!! :)
COOLER!!
Having that feeling that you forgot something when you leave your house and then remembering what it is once you reach your destination!!
Mom- "Hey son, I know you're planning on leaving your house in 2 seconds, so can you remember the casserole dish I sent home with you last week, I need it back?"
Son- "of course Mom, I'm leaving now so I'll be sure to bring it...."
(10 minutes elapses and you arrive)
It's always right when you ring the doorbell that you realize it...FU*K!!
The second the door opens, you drop your head in shame...and she knows....
(repeat for 3 weeks until she comes and picks it up) COOLER!!
WORTH WHILE MENTIONING THIS IS NOT MY MOM....
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