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Studying for anything and actually doing well on it!! I recently after not being in school for the last 9 years had to go through some vigorous exams for my employment. Nothing to ridiculous but enough that I had to dedicate multiple nights and weekends to my studies and therefore away from my free time which I'm not a fan of. Ending up completing both exams successfully and have never felt better. No better feeling then working hard for something and actually attaining it!! Small HEATER but a HEATER none the less!! BINK!!

p.s. Actually get to keep my job now! :)

CUTEST KID ALIVE

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Seeing a super cute baby in public loving life and enjoying a snack of their hand. It's contagious. The loving life part, not the chewing of the hands. We all wish we could be kids forever, so when we see a baby, or small child playing without a care in the world, it makes you do one of two things. Hate life because you want to be playing tag and street hockey instead of going to work....OR smile and think about all the good memories you had growing up. Have a great day!

COOLER!!

Naming your junk! I know some people think it’s cute and fun to name their own body parts, however to me, it’s as bad as giving yourself a nickname. If your girlfriend wants to call your unit the Rattle Snake or the King Cobra that is one thing, but leave the name calling to someone else. I have a good friend of mine who decided it would be a good idea to take a picture of him nude and name it “The Wheeler”. He continued to promote this so called wheeler and apparently sent it to a few unsuspecting females. We all think it’s hilarious. Definitely a COOLER to name your junk HOWEVER if your friends can laugh at your expense…go for it!!

HEATER!!

Putting your own voice over a baby’s actions!! My fiancé and I recently had a little baby boy and he is now close to 4 months old which in itself is a massive HEATER. That being said we found ourselves this morning throwing ad-libs over his regular coos and actions. The odd “Don’t change the channel daddy I was watching that” or you might even make it into a jingle using your best Elmo voice “this is my favorite thing to eat, although I like to chew on my feet!” (he’s bottle feeding…in case you’re dirty minds were wondering what he loves eating.)  Baby’s are awesome, but entertaining yourself with voice over’s is awesome and a definite HEATER!!

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When you get in your car and the song you’ve been singing all day in your head is on the radio!! HEATER!!

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Vegetable Platters!!

I don’t know what it is about these small round platters of goodness that makes my mouth tingle and my heart pound!!

Maybe it’s the sweetness of the red peppers mixed with the ranch dressing or potentially the excitement of MAYBE catching the odd perfectly ripe cherry tomato buried under a bunch of half green ones. Whatever the reason is, you can bet your bottom dollar that if there’s a veggie platter in the room, I will be beside it fighting for dip supremacy! BINK! HEATER!!

COOLER!!

Planning a BBQ outside and having it rain on your parade!! (A.K.A. BBQ!!!)

My birthday happens to fall on a Monday this year so I thought it’d be a grand idea to have 25-30 of my closest over for a little afternoon sun and a BBQ to celebrate this coming Saturday. Having checked the weather network religiously leading up to this weekend, it is pretty much guaranteed to rain Saturday and potentially thunder showers which in case you’re from a different universe, ruins a BBQ. I am in no way pleased, happy or impressed and it will definitely cause a damper on my planned gathering. COOLER!!

HEATER!!

Dancing up a storm at your friends wedding!! Everyone has their go too move on the dance floor. Mine is the two step, fist pump or the jump around like a lunatic, however I only use that when I'm over intoxicated, listening to electric house music and in a large crowd. My brothers wedding was this past weekend and his friend Dave is known for his FIREBALL! Enjoy!!

COOLER!!

Having a donkey laugh!!

I literally just met someone that happened to laugh like an absolute donkey. I mean that literally. He laughed at everything I said, which can be considered a positive I suppose, however every time his mouth opened all I heard was EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! EEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!! FML! I guess at the end of the day, I only have to deal with it for an hour as oppose to his “loved ones” who need to deal with it day in and day out. There are lots of people that laugh like animals, horse laughs are also up there with my dislikes.....however a donkey laugh is the worst way to go through laugh...especially when it's a constant.  If any of you are hockey fans, youtube Jason Spezza laugh.....Such a COOLER!!

HEATER!!

Dressing to impress and ACTUALLY impressing!

There is no better feeling then putting on that new suit, new dress (for the ladies out there, not myself) or new pair of shoes and having someone ACTUALLY notices! It may be a compliment in passing or the old “is that a new suit?” but it makes your purchase feel appreciated and worth while! Make sure to point out someone’s new wardrobes when you see them as it not only makes their day, but also makes them compliment someone else and the cycle will continue. What goes around comes around applies to the good as well. HEATER!!